The Stainton Family is the family Robert Stainton comes from.




  • Robert's son Mike Stainton is so smart he has been accepted as a member of MENSA.
  • Robert's youngest son George Stainton is a champion binge eater.
  • Robert's wife, Kristian Michaels, is transgender (male to female).
  • Robert's daughter Crystal Stainton has quite the knowledge of Chuck E. Cheese's. She also loves her series Catgirl and the Clawed Crusaders, and is nostalgic for Popples.
  • Robert's sister Kendall Stainton was a vocalist and employee for Apple Entertainment.

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