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The Stainton Family is the family Robert Stainton comes from.
- Robert's son Mike Stainton is so smart he has been accepted as a member of MENSA.
- Robert's youngest son George Stainton is a champion binge eater.
- Robert's wife, Kristian Michaels, is transgender (male to female).
- Robert's daughter Crystal Stainton has quite the knowledge of Chuck E. Cheese's. She also loves her series Catgirl and the Clawed Crusaders, and is nostalgic for Popples.
- Robert's sister Kendall Stainton was a vocalist and employee for Apple Entertainment.